Two men were walking home from work one afternoon.
"Damn," said the first man: "As soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" his friend asked.
"The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the man replied.
"Damn," said the first man: "As soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" his friend asked.
"The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the man replied.