Why do people insist on using other people's stuff without asking? I just walked into the bathroom and my freakin' make up bag was unzipped. I'm pretty OCD about things like that, so I know for a fact I zipped it up. Am I a Wal-green's or something? Seriously. :mad
Now I definitely have to say something to the roomie's gf and I am not looking forward to it. Any advice on how to start that convo?
Don't tell her anything just yet.Do a sting operation.
Code name: Operation Sting.
Here's how it works:
• Empty your bag.
• Line the inside with some inconspicuous covering. (You'll soon know why).
• Gather and replace your good stuff with lipstick, eyeliner and whatever other contraptions you womez normally use (some items, maybe old that you don't mind sacrificing). Put in bag.
• Now, and here's the piece de resistance (read on):
Get some itching powder and sprinkle it inside and around the contents nicely.
(not to worry, that why the inconspicous covering you put on the inside to begin with was for so once you remove the itching powder woud not bother you).
• Zip bag and leave in open area and wait for the fish to take bait.
(You can go about your normal routine in the mean time).
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Once she reaches inside the bag to help herself to the goodies, the itching powder will begin to take effect.
When you see her itching, you have your proof. Proceed accordingly.
Thank me later.
This one's on the house.
CB's Itching Party Favours Supplies.
....Nothing like a good itch.
:ninja
