Why You Should Never Go to a 5* Hotel?

[makhno]

Question: What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please
Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea
Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White
Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk
Question: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water
Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst

 

[Carthage]

lol!!!

 

[wednesday]

Question: What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please
Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea
Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White
Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk
Question: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water
Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst

:24::24::24:Classic!!!

 

[snowdog20]

I could see that actually happening in some places in Europe.

 

[dustsped]

Hehe, nice!