Why Guys Have All The Luck
1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
2. A guy's last name stays put.
3. The garage is all his.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
6. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
7. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
8. The world is his urinal.
9. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
10. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
11. Same work . . . more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
15. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
16. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
17. One mood . . . all of the time.
1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
2. A guy's last name stays put.
3. The garage is all his.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
6. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
7. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
8. The world is his urinal.
9. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
10. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
11. Same work . . . more pay.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
15. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
16. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
17. One mood . . . all of the time.
