Why Guys Have All The Luck

[nawwaf]

Why Guys Have All The Luck


1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.

2. A guy's last name stays put.

3. The garage is all his.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.

6. Car mechanics tell him the truth.

7. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.

8. The world is his urinal.

9. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.

10. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."

11. Same work . . . more pay.

12. Wrinkles add character.

13. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.

14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.

15. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.

16. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

17. One mood . . . all of the time.

 

[sexysadie]

My shoes fit fine, thank you very much!!!...lmbo

Oooops! Guess that was a mood huh? #&*@*##&

 

[Ertragen]

and that one mood = horny

 

[sexysadie]

Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.

(and how do WE know that?)

 

[purpledove]

4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Have you heard of what they say about men and chocolates? It's said- 'Men are like chocolates, they go straight to the hips'

8. The world is his urinal.
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13. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them

Well, it depends. If they are buffed and the muscles on their chest is visible on a tight fitting shirt making them all steamy and hot- Well YES women stare at their chests too.

17. One mood . . . all of the time.

I beg to differ. I know of a guy who changes mood more than I do :24:

Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.

(and how do WE know that?)

:homo: I know of males ( and I m not talking just homos) BUT real buffed, very manly guys who do this kind of thing too just like women :nod:

 

[freakofnature]

I beg to differ. I know of a guy who changes mood more than I do :24:

:nod: I have a male (straight) friend who is consistently PMSing. :24:

 

[BornReady]

I know of males ( and I m not talking just homos) BUT real buffed, very manly guys who do this kind of thing too just like women :nod:

Body builders wax their entire bodies... well at least the parts they show me.

 

[skyblue]

Body builders wax their entire bodies... well at least the parts they show me.

their entire bodies then:24:

 

[BornReady]

lol Shhhh...

 

[sexysadie]

I beg to differ. I know of a guy who changes mood more than I do :24:



:homo: I know of males ( and I m not talking just homos) BUT real buffed, very manly guys who do this kind of thing too just like women :nod:

That's right honey, those hairless men on the beach weren't born that way...lol...:thumbup