Why dont women want sex?

[NightWarrior]

So they should look for the Motel 6?

Funny. Nope. They can see my huge house from quite a distance.

 

[AUDRAA]

Funny. Nope. They can see my huge house from quite a distance.

is that an acronym for trouser tent

 

[UncleBacon]

bacons love shack is open for business

 

[ouachiski]

My problem has never been finding women who want sex, its just been finding the women who want sex that I would actualy touch with a ten foot pole. The nasties tend to be attracted to me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

 

[SRC]

I dunno what's wrong witht he women's you know .. but this one loves sex and thrawn and .. well yoiu get the idea D

 

[TheOriginalJames]

My offer for all you desperate single women.

I'll pay half your gas/plane ticket to get here, and I'll buy you dinner, shoes, drinks, whatever. Then, I'll gladly put out as many times as you want until you're content.

lol

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

My offer for all you desperate single women.

I'll pay half your gas/plane ticket to get here, and I'll buy you dinner, shoes, drinks, whatever. Then, I'll gladly put out as many times as you want until you're content.

lol

LMAO...the funny part here is that james is TOTALLY 100% serious about this.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What's your point? Is that pathetic to you or something? Or am I taking the laughing the wrong way?

It's serious because I know there is a 0% chance of ANYONE taking the offer.

And now I can tell ya'll to stop whining about not getting any for the whopping past 3-4 months, because that ain't shit.

 

[ouachiski]

3-4 months hell its been since the first of December for me

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Still doesn't compare... keep trying Jeff.

 

[Eridanus]

My offer for all you desperate single women.

I'll pay half your gas/plane ticket to get here, and I'll buy you dinner, shoes, drinks, whatever. Then, I'll gladly put out as many times as you want until you're content.

lol

Haha. I won't apply since I know I would be the first person you rejected.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Haha. I won't apply since I know I would be the first person you rejected.

Dear, at this point in my life sex isn't a big concern, but as for the ladies on this board; I'm 100% sure i would not reject a single one of you (aside from any of the underage kiddies).

However, you would be, by far, the most expensive date...

 

[Eridanus]

That would have to be the finest way I have been told "you're not worth it" :tongue:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Now don't go putting words in my mouth. I think you'd be worth it for me, but I would subpar for you.

 

[Eridanus]

I don't think you would be subpar for anyone.

 

[Haus]

My offer for all you desperate single women.

I'll pay half your gas/plane ticket to get here, and I'll buy you dinner, shoes, drinks, whatever. Then, I'll gladly put out as many times as you want until you're content.

lol

:waving: does that include me too.


lol

 

[Eridanus]

:waving: does that include me too.


lol

Can I have the shoes, though?! Puh-leeese!

...

I have a shoe fetish.

 

[ouachiski]

And I have a hot woman fetish

 

[TheOriginalJames]

:waving: does that include me too.


lol

You always pop into the conversation whenever I have an offer or something hanging out there like that..... always.