UncleBacon
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the funny guy that makes the king laugh
who's popular
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UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
quiet my minions
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
read the conversation V....well let me brake it down for you......tazzy said I'm king and your queen so someone asked whats that make joe....well I said my jester....ya know the guy that makes the king laugh
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
yip
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
glad you got it 
:banana
:bananaRe: RE: who's popular
hehe ok.
I post on Sitepoint and there was this thread called "25 Things Women Want to Hear". Here's a little excerpt of what someone else pasted:
9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too far down your throat.
10. Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.
11. While you're up Sweetheart, can you get me a glass of water. I think I've had enough beer.
12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.
13. There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?
So I posted a few I came up with myself...
Other Statements Wermens Looooaaveee!
1. Yo bits, move dat rump away from my boob box. I can't see out the window either!
2. You were right when you said I need to spend more time with the kids. So...I quit my job and now I'm gonna teach 'em at home with my 3 volume library composed of a crumpled up newpaper from 1987, the instruction manual for the VCR and "Creole Cook'n."
3. You don't look fat in those pants specifically. You look fat in everything.
These examples are easy to "get." Some dude liked my example 1. so he said he managed to "fit it in" at a party. I thought that was a little strange but really cool in a way. :banana So there it is...a taste of my humour...for better or worse, warts and all.
Here's the original post:
http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=343125&page=1&pp=25&highlight=want+to+hear
Tazzy said:well come on now lets hear some of your jokes then :dunno :dunno :lol :lol
hehe ok.
I post on Sitepoint and there was this thread called "25 Things Women Want to Hear". Here's a little excerpt of what someone else pasted:
9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too far down your throat.
10. Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.
11. While you're up Sweetheart, can you get me a glass of water. I think I've had enough beer.
12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.
13. There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?
So I posted a few I came up with myself...
Other Statements Wermens Looooaaveee!
1. Yo bits, move dat rump away from my boob box. I can't see out the window either!
2. You were right when you said I need to spend more time with the kids. So...I quit my job and now I'm gonna teach 'em at home with my 3 volume library composed of a crumpled up newpaper from 1987, the instruction manual for the VCR and "Creole Cook'n."
3. You don't look fat in those pants specifically. You look fat in everything.
These examples are easy to "get." Some dude liked my example 1. so he said he managed to "fit it in" at a party. I thought that was a little strange but really cool in a way. :banana So there it is...a taste of my humour...for better or worse, warts and all.
Here's the original post:
http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=343125&page=1&pp=25&highlight=want+to+hear
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