Fox Mulder
Active Member
Dude, I'm not that hard up to obsess over women on the internet. I mean really, do you think I enjoy whacking it? *Thinks* Okay, never mind that question. Haha The point is, I won't kiss some chicks ass over the internet to .... you know. I'm good, I have a woman, a son, a family.
Shall we give you a medal now or should we wait for you next astonishing accomplishment?
BTW--"Dude" is getting really warn out--can you come up with something a little more inventive and fitting of our relative status in life. Suppose you just call me "Sir?"