I know most girls will say guys are, and most guys will say girls are. but i still want to see what some opinions are.
I think (of course) woman are way more complicated. heres a few rules that if woman followed, we wouldnt be reading this thread right now.
1.Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
2.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
3.If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
4.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
5.You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
6.Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
7.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
8.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
its little things like number one that i hate. and i think half of these rules prove that woman are in fact much more complicated. woman give men way to much credit. like when they ask "what are you thinking?"Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. half of the time we aint thinkin about shit.
ANYWAY, your opinions please
I think (of course) woman are way more complicated. heres a few rules that if woman followed, we wouldnt be reading this thread right now.
1.Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
2.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
3.If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
4.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
5.You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
6.Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
7.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
8.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
its little things like number one that i hate. and i think half of these rules prove that woman are in fact much more complicated. woman give men way to much credit. like when they ask "what are you thinking?"Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. half of the time we aint thinkin about shit.
ANYWAY, your opinions please
Welcome to my mind people!
