Which is Worse??

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ProjectMayhem

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OK, so I hope y'all don't get the willies reading this like I do EVERY TIME, but which one do you think would be worse if they happened to you?



A.1.) Biting down on a fingernail file as hard as you can just to have someone RIP it from your grasp?

-OR-

A.2.) Sticking the pointed end of a toothpick under your big toenail and then KICKING a basketball as hard as you can?

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B.1.) Getting "curbed"**

-OR-

B2.) Having your achilles tendons SLOWLY cut out by a dull steak knife?



**Curbed: When someone bites the street curb, and someone else stomps down on the back of their noggin.
 
ProjectMayhem said:
OK, so I hope y'all don't get the willies reading this like I do EVERY TIME, but which one do you think would be worse if they happened to you?



A.1.) Biting down on a fingernail file as hard as you can just to have someone RIP it from your grasp?

-OR-

A.2.) Sticking the pointed end of a toothpick under your big toenail and then KICKING a basketball as hard as you can?


>>i would do the second... stick the pick in one foot, and kick with the other :)
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B.1.) Getting "curbed"

-OR-

B2.) Having your achilles tendons SLOWLY cut out by a dull steak knife?


>>i dont like thinking about the second one here, but i dont know what the first one means, so :dunno
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ProjectMayhem said:
Hey now, A1 and A2 came from a website called whichisworse.com, and B1 came from a friend of mine. I ain't creative enough to come up with this stuff. B2 was my idea, though. Geez, I aint THAT morbid, y'all.
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Well, you did come up with the fondue fork thing.
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