When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

[AUDRAA]

[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > On your way home from work, stop at your [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Johnson [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > or a surface so that it will not become chipped or [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > broken. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Now the fun part begins. Take out the [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > literature from the box and read it carefully. You [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > will notice that in small print there is a [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > statement: [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Johnson is [/FONT][FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]personally tested and then sanitized [/FONT][FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]". [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Serif,Times New Roman,Times,serif]> > THE BUTT THAN YOURS! [/FONT]

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[NuckingFuts]

I read that a long time ago. That is just freaking nasty

 

[sundvlfn88]

lol. The difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer is the taste. lol had to throw that out there. Not that I have experienced it myself, but just think about it.

 

[AUFred]

lol. The difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer is the taste. lol had to throw that out there. Not that I have experienced it myself, but just think about it.

LOL! Yep

 

[hubersrj]

Yeah, I was condom tester in my former life...those things are easily rinsed out...

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

lol. The difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer is the taste. lol had to throw that out there. Not that I have experienced it myself, but just think about it.

Or so you say now. haha.

 

[Peter Parka]

Lmfao! :24::24::24:

 

[hubersrj]

Lmfao! :24::24::24:

Happy belated Boxing day, Peter!

 

[skyblue]

funny

 

[Keight]

:24::24::24::24: Ew!!