When you go to the bathroom

[Chillaxicator]

lmao i just spit on my screen hahahahahahaha

You better sanitize... or wait... would you like some Ballcheese??

 

[Guyzerr]

I do all the time cuz my momma raised me right. If a man stops and thinks about it wouldn't it be more sensible to wash the hands before grabbin' the schlaum considering he doesn't know what his hands have touched.

 

[HottyToddyChick]

That's a very valid point, Guy. Very valid, and very disturbing!

 

[itsmeJonB]

only if its number 2

if its number one i wash before hand, since i know where my penis has been and my hands have been in dirty places

 

[Chillaxicator]

Yeah that is a good point, but then I would be gathering all the spices and ingredients for my cheese fer nothin'!!!

 

[Guyzerr]

That's a very valid point, Guy. Very valid, and very disturbing!

I shake hands with men and women equally but I wash 'em as soon as I can after because I know the vast majority of people don't wash up. I don't wanna touch someone elses dick hands. :eek

 

[Chillaxicator]

Unless they have the best cock chedder in the land, like me?

 

[itsmeJonB]

cant say i have a dick cheese problem

 

[porterjack]

tmi here

 

[Road Dog]

I like to sniff the scent of my gentials off my hands.

I think you are doing a public service there.

When I did my driver training for trucks, there was a lady in the group, we stopped for a break and used natures toilet, a tree.

No handwash around so just carry on driving.

Suffice to say, she stopped biting her fingernails from then on.

 

[hart]

I think you are doing a public service there.

When I did my driver training for trucks, there was a lady in the group, we stopped for a break and used natures toilet, a tree.

No handwash around so just carry on driving.

Suffice to say, she stopped biting her fingernails from then on.

:24: Maybe we can bottle it and put it on people's nails to REALLY stop biting.

One habit I never developed

 

[justmee]

i usually lick my fingers real clean, esecially after a good wiping