1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is and for some reason,
that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts
while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice on the floor,
pick it up and continue eating it like it' s nobody's business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the
geek next to us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or
bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender whom we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor or
like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical but
soo beautiful!!! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk
straight.
21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with who ever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.
that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts
while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice on the floor,
pick it up and continue eating it like it' s nobody's business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the
geek next to us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or
bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender whom we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor or
like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical but
soo beautiful!!! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk
straight.
21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with who ever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.
