When To Fart

[Dreek Lass]

So there comes a point in all romantic relationships when one of the participants involved has to break wind or burp in front of the other. Men don't usually care about just breaking wind, because it seems to be something that is more their field anyway, but women are expected to present themselves a certain way and be a certain way, even though everyone knows that women fart and burp too.

When is the best time to start farting and burping in a new relationship? Is it best to do it straight away, or best to wait?

 

[NuckingFuts]

I knew I loved my ex on our first date. We are driving somewhere in Phoenix and I don't know where we are so she is driving me car. She knows her way around. She rolled down the window and said in sorry I just farted. That's when I knew I had a keeper. Lol but there is a reason she is an ex. But not the fart.

 

[akasha24]

I think everyone handles these things differently. I think most of the time you have a conversation with your new partner about farting and burping. It's usually the man who brings the topic up. He wants to know what the woman thinks about it and wants to see how she reacts. If she reacts "well", then he will probably feel more relaxed and might be braver to fart That's what happened to me. My current boyfriend brought the topic up. We had been together for about 6 months then. I told I don't care, that it's a normal thing. Yes, men expect women to be "perfect" and I really try and restrain myself and have until now. I tested him as well I told him I would fart too if he would. He was like no you're a woman Crazy guys!!

 

[Knotical]

I think for my wife and I we figured there was an unwritten understanding that all bets were off when it came to these things once we said, "I do." Cuz, we certainly haven't given it a second thought since, unless of course we are mixed company.

 

[Trellum]

This might sound weird, but I was in a realtionship with a guy for nearly 5 years and we never farted in front of each other; I'm not even that gassy anyways! So I don't think this even to be that important, I mean... whenever it has to happen it will I usually wait for the other person to do it first, I don't ever want to be the first one, mostly because I'm a female

 

[Dreek Lass]

This might sound weird, but I was in a realtionship with a guy for nearly 5 years and we never farted in front of each other; I'm not even that gassy anyways! So I don't think this even to be that important, I mean... whenever it has to happen it will I usually wait for the other person to do it first, I don't ever want to be the first one, mostly because I'm a female

Really? Around that time of the month, I am pretty gassy. My farts and burps do not at all smell. But on the rare happenstance they will and I would just be mortified. It all comes down to being fake or real though. If you are just yourself I find that people will take to that more than you trying to present a certain image of yourself. But, just don't fart when you are at dinner. Lol.

 

[DaBlink182]

Just do it "accidentally" and see how he/she responds, while you apologize. If they don't seem to care at all, you know you'll be fine next time without apologizing. Personally, I wouldn't mind at all, I guess it makes the bond stronger because you feel comfortable enough to do this around someone without feeling ashamed.

 

[lovemwaf]

I think that this is one of those weird things that do not really matter. Its not a reason for a break up and so i think that it is okay to fart. We all know women do it, but i guess it is embarrassing to let it out there. But the sooner you do it and get over with the it, the better it will be for your relationships and your bellies.