It's always better to goad them into taking the first punch, or kick, or whichever... that way you can kick their ass *and* sue them for battery.![]()
But if you do it to the wrong person you'll never get a second chance. ijs![]()
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Quite fucking true? :24:qft.![]()
Okay then, lol.
lol so NOW it's ok that I don't have to watch my back...tsk tsk!
But if you do it to the wrong person you'll never get a second chance. ijs![]()
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I am 26 years old and I have never gotten in a drunk fight. I have yelled, but never thrown punches.
Last night I went to a friend's birthday event at a bar. I got a little tipsy.
There was a girl there I don't like AT ALL. She's done some bad things to my brother and she is a whore - literally![]()
But seeing as it was my friend's birthday, I was nice and I gave this girl a hug hi when she asked for it, etc. You know - nice and no drama for my friend's birthday.
Well this girl - her name is Jamie - she was like talking shit about me - I could hear her. But I ignored her. She was just trying to get to me. I didn't want to give her the satisfaction.
Towards the end of the night she comes up to our table, points to a guy sitting across from me and yells "distraction." When we all look over, she reaches across the table, and grabs my breast and squeezes HARD. I have bruises now!
I didn't immediately react because I was in shock. But once I got out of it, and realized I actually hurt and sat there for a few minutes and saw her grin at me from the other table and continue to talk shit about me, I saw red.
My two guy friends had to escort me to my car and drive me home. And I mean they had to fight me to my car almost the whole way.
I wanted to hit her so bad.
My question is - assuming that in life everyone is allowed one bar fight. This would have been a good time for one right?
I doubt one punch is going to kill me... even if one punch drops me, I still get to sue. It'd probably look better that way anyway.![]()
but i do it right away, not a walk over after it happens kind of thing.
I doubt one punch is going to kill me... even if one punch drops me, I still get to sue. It'd probably look better that way anyway.![]()
My question is - assuming that in life everyone is allowed one bar fight. This would have been a good time for one right?
As I tell my son, and it's something YOU better learn, if you WANT to pick a fight with someone (or goad them into hitting you) you better make sure you know how to take them down or there is a good chance you're going to get the crap kicked out of you. If you think they may stop trying to kick the living shit out of you while you're down, you may be sadly mistaken.
If you pull some chicken shit stunt as to goading someone to hit you and then you turn around to sue, you're a chicken shit excuse for a man and also a part of this sue happy society who thinks that no one is responsible for their own actions.
Now, if someone cold cocks you for no good reason, sue
You'd also be amazed at how easy it is to crush someones larynx with the side of your hand.
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