What's up Alice?

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what orgasm is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where the heart is. </condition> There's someone behind you.

 

[Tazzy]

define sex

 

[Alice]

I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners. "

 

[Tazzy]

define fucking

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what fucking is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where the heart is. </condition> That kind of language will get you nowhere.

 

[Tazzy]

define coupling

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what coupling is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]I do not know where coupling is. </condition> I think I smell something wierd.

 

[Tazzy]

define kissing

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what kissing is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where kissing is hard to find. </condition> Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Tazzy]

define HUG

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what HUG is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where it belongs. </condition> Where am I?

 

[Tazzy]

define BOOBS

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what BOOBS is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where BOOBS is hard to find. </condition> Can't you think about anything else?

 

[Tazzy]

define scrotum

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what scrotum is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where it belongs. </condition> That is a very original thought.

 

[Tazzy]

Gossip

 

[Alice]

I'm starting my period, you don't want to piss me off right now!

 

[lemon]

well, its always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on...

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?

 

[lemon]

it is always better to be pissed off than pissed on...

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