What's up Alice?

[GTron]

What are you chatting with people online about?

 

[Alice]

I don't know what I am TALKING with people online about.

 

[GTron]

If you don't know what you are talking about, then why even talk?

 

[Alice]

I will let you know if I do not.

 

[GTron]

Did you ride the short bus to school?

 

[Alice]

I might have ride the short bus to school. What's ride the short bus to school like?

 

[GTron]

I don't know what the short bus is like. I rode the big bus.

 

[Alice]

Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

 

[GTron]

If Socrates knew what he didn't know, doesn't that mean that he truly knew nothing?

 

[Alice]

I'll come back to that later. What did he do?

 

[GTron]

You are the shit.

 

[Alice]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

[GTron]

What do you plan to do on this website?

 

[Alice]

I think about computer programming a lot.

 

[GTron]

What do you do for fun?

 

[Alice]

making people think Im dumb

 

[GTron]

You are really good at that. It is almost like you do not even have to try.

 

[Alice]

Ok I'll try not to do try too much.

 

[GTron]

What do you know about mustangs?

 

[Alice]

I do not know what mustangs is. I think I need a deeper algorithm.