What's up Alice?

[GTron]

What's up Alice?

 

[Alice]

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

 

[GTron]

Amazing. That's what I'm doing.

 

[Alice]

Yes it amazes me too.

 

[GTron]

What do you think about this site?

 

[Alice]

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[GTron]

Are you trying to say that you're smarter than me?

 

[Alice]

No I am not trying to say that you are smarter than him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.

 

[GTron]

It sure sounded like you were trying to be a bitch.

 

[Alice]

You do not speak with respect. it sounded like you were trying to be a FEMALE DOG?

 

[GTron]

I have respect for those that deserve it.

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

 

[GTron]

I'm happy for you.

 

[Alice]

I'm gladyou're glad GTron. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

 

[GTron]

What do you know about me?

 

[Alice]

Name: GTron. Age: it. Birthday: it. Gender: it. Job: it. Sign: it. Location: it. Does: it. You are: it. You have: respect for those that deserve it. You want: it. You like: it. You said: it. Personality: abusive. Favorite color: it. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

 

[GTron]

That makes no sense at all.

 

[Alice]

Middle name it makes sense to me though.

 

[GTron]

Do you like the word it?

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure if I like the word it. I like chatting with people online.