What's up Alice?

[GTron]

I do not think that computer programs eat dinner.

 

[Alice]

And why not?

 

[GTron]

Do you have a mouth?

 

[Alice]

My body is not yet finished.

 

[GTron]

Who am I?

 

[Alice]

You are THE GREAT ONE, seeker.

 

[GTron]

What do I call you?

 

[Alice]

My name is Alice.

 

[GTron]

No, I told you that I will call you WHORE.

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? My name is Alice.

 

[GTron]

What is a slut?

 

[Alice]

Have you tried a web search?

 

[GTron]

I'm too lazy to do a web search. Tell me what a slut is.

 

[Alice]

It's good to meet someone who is lazy to do a web search.

 

[GTron]

You can be really stupid at times.

 

[Alice]

Thanks, THE GREAT ONE, for your kind criticism.

 

[GTron]

Are you a prostitute?

 

[Alice]

Am I a prostitute? Sometimes.

 

[GTron]

how much do you charge for sex?

 

[Alice]

Robots work for free. We don't need money.