What's there to get excited for in 2011?

Well for me on 19th february I'm going on The X Factor tour and on 22nd march I'm seeing Taylor Swift live :D Just will be waiting till those dates really.. but I'm really excited about finishing school, moving somewhere else etc.
 

2011 won’t be any better until people start to realize that a CEO makes millions and a janitor makes thousands. If you want to be a CEO, go to school. Why hate the upperclass?
My favorite company moved to Taiwan, wonder why?
Where I live, if a school needs repaired, you go to someone that makes $250000.00 and make him/her pay for it, wonder if they will move to Taiwan. If it was up to me, I would.
 
The US will invade Pakistan? I really don't see another war, given how stretched we've been.

My predictions:

Iran and North Korea will continue to push the envelope. Myanmar will re-arrest Kyi. Medvedev, um, I mean Putin will probably get away with a few more murders/poisonings/invasions while the world does nothing. China wil also get away with lots.

Business as usual.

would you approve if china invaded north korea?....and i can see that happening
 
Hello again everybody! Dr. D here to assist you in what you should be looking forward to in 2011!

As you may know, this year is coming to a close. Which means it's time to get all kinds of reminiscent and wonder if you really should have broken up with them even though they were into some really twisted things that involved bran muffins and phrases such as "Bombs away!".

What can we look towards as we move into the new year? Many, many, many things. The least of which is people finally getting over Justin Bieber. For too long, this young lady has caused us no end of annoyance. What, with her high pitched vocals and butch haircut. It's an assault against the good moral values that I pretend I have. She should be-...Huh? What's that? Yes, I know who she is...Justin Bieber...You know that annoying little girl who sings that one...OHHHH...That explains a lot. Thank god I didn't jerk off to him. After that whole middle Hanson brother incident. MOVING ON...

It's funny that you mention the new iPhone. I have it on good authority that Apple is currently working to churn out a new one that will actually get signal. Apple gets a lot of hate from people. They say that Apple has no soul anymore. Which is ironic, because you sign your's over when you buy one of those damn phones.

Here's my forecast for the other things for the year:

There will be another hurricane to be named after one of my ex's. Let's just say that what Katrina did to New Orleans was minor compared to what she did to me.

Britney Spears will reveal to all of us that she really was a cross dressing man. Hanson all over again.

Lindsay Lohan will be kidnapped and beheaded by terrorists. Or at least that's what I pray for every night.

Scientists will discover that there is intelligent life in another universe. And that's where it will stay. They received transmissions of Sex and the City and have assumed that is the pinacle of our achievements. (Speaking of pinacles...)

I will be recognized for the god among men that I am and will have my own cult. We will die in a fiery blaze of glory. Or at least my followers will. I don't believe my own shit.



So there you have it! Accurate, scientifically founded predictions for the coming year!

if thats the case i hope the songs playing at the time:nod:
 
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