What's the worst three things you could ever hear on a date.

[Kakapo Dundee]

1. You'd be perfect for my mother........
2. Do you want fries with that?
3. If my cat approves.He's a very good judge of character.

 

[butterflylover]

1.you remind me of my mom
2.I didn't bring any money can you pay?
3.What was your name again?

 

[AUFred]

Is that what you are going to wear?
Can we take your car?
I just ate so I am good. Let's just go to the movie.

 

[AnitaBeer]

I don't have a car.
I don't have a job.
I live with my parents.

Those three instantly popped into my head. Of course one wonders why this person would be out on a date right?! lol

 

[Aeval]

I have no problem with the woman paying.
My mom is my best friend.
My wife will never know....

 

[darkcgi]

I've got a gun and its loaded.
I don't like sex.
I'm getting a sex change..

 

[teh_fuzz]

1. Dad, I'm pregnant
2. I want a baby
3. Are you asleep? (cellphone call at 2AM)

Responses:
1. Here is the bank information, my check card, this is my pin number... I'll see you in 5-30 yrs, what is his name again?
2. Nothing to see here.... *put on jetpacks and bail*
3. No, I was washing my dishes while jazz-ercizing with my eyes closed and snoring...

 

[darkcgi]

Have you ever tried bath salts?Cause I have some.
I cant stand to have my feet touched.
I hate guys who waste time playing the xbox.

 

[AUFred]

I had a sex change.

I am re-thinking lesbianism after dating you, not in your favor.

I don't believe in shaving or pubic area grooming.

 

[teh_fuzz]

I don't believe in shaving or pubic area grooming.

:willy_nilly:
*BARF*

 

[Francis]

Do you know what VD is cause my doctor says I may have it :eek

My Father is in jail for assault on my last B/F that went out with me :willy_nilly:

I knew I was gay from the day I was born.. :ninja

 

[boombala]

I have a digestional problem
I like to pee in the bushes
I have ugly feet

 

[The Man]

1 Dont worry about the blisters they are not life threatening.
2 My husband is a prosecutor.
3 You look kinda small...mind strapping this on.

 

[boombala]

My mother said I have to be home by 10.

Two more don't matter after the above.

 

[freakofnature]

I'm a Canucks fan.
Pink is a good colour on me.
Justin Bieber is awesome.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

"Yeah, after the procedure I adjusted to being a woman immediately"

"That's not my butt"

"Could you hand me some toilet paper"

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[Natasha]

"yeah, after the procedure i adjusted to being a woman immediately"

"that's not my butt"

"could you hand me some toilet paper"

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Evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! *pounces*

 

[The Man]

Are
You
In

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! *pounces*

From my phone....beeyatch

 

[darkcgi]

I just recently got in a horrific car accident and had facial reconstruction (this actually happened to me)
I want a guy with more tattoos
I want someone with a lot of money