whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk or sleepwalking

[sexy.time]

I bet there are some really good stories about to be posted in here.

One night i was really drunk and passed out beside my ex girlfriend. I dont rememeber any of this but apparently i stood up, walked over to the closet, opened the door and whipped my cock out and started pissin.

I woke up to my girlfriend beating me with a towel screaming "YOUR PISSING IN THE CLOSET AGAIN!"
hhahaha apparently i have done that before?

another time i was so lazy and drunk i just pissed off the side of my bed hahaha.

hey dont judge me! I bet half of you people can top that........

 

[Boomer]

Almost pissed in the dryer, but my Aunt stopped me!

 

[dt3]

Hey Rob.

You made this same thread a couple months ago!

http://www.offtopicz.net/19952-embarrassing-stories.html

 

[sexy.time]

what really!? ugh.........i smoke to much pot......

 

[sexy.time]

now i feel like a peice of repeatin shit haha

 

[dt3]

:laughat: wned:

 

[Dana]

I dunno I know ive hurt myself a few times being drunk almost broke my nose once during winter, fell on a urinal after slipping on a wet floor, twisted the hell out of my leg when all of a sudden one of my legs just gave way while standing in a corner, i remember the first time i had a yager bomb my boy poured it in a pint and i woke up in my recliner and i didnt know how the fuck igot i got home.

 

[Peter Parka]

Broke into St Pauls Cathedral while drunk, got sectioned and spent the next morning persuading the staff I wasn't mad and didn't need another tranquilizer in the arse!:willy_nilly:

 

[Tuna]

got drunk (understatement), jumped off the roof, then drove my car off a bridge, passed out, woke up in hospital

 

[NuckingFuts]

I puked all over myself. Then instead of cleaning up I went outside took my clothes off and jumped in my car. Woke up in the morning freezing in the winter. In my car wondering how I got there and why I was naked. Found my clothes on top of my car. The puke was frozen.:yukuke:

 

[sexy.time]

HAHAHAHHAA ya'll are fucked up

 

[Mrs Behavin]

yeah no comment from me even though there are a few people on here that know what I did

 

[dt3]

yeah no comment from me even though there are a few people on here that know what I did

I'll tell them if you won't.

 

[NuckingFuts]

I'll tell them if you won't.

OOH OOH tell tell

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I'll tell them if you won't.

:nuts:

 

[dt3]

:nuts:

You have my silence.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You have my silence.

good boy

:hey

 

[NuckingFuts]

When I first got in the Navy. My ship pulled into I think Jacksonville. I got drunk with some people at a bar and I left before them. I started walking back to the ship. Got tired and sat down on a bus bench. I woke up on the ship the next morning and some guy asked me how I felt. He told me that he was the duty driver from the day before. He found me on the bus bench and asked me where I was going and all I could tell him was. I dont know the name of my ship but the number is 14. I guess he told me that is where he was headed. Took me back.