What's the Best advice...

[Tim]

It's not the battles won, it's the battle waged.

 

[AnitaBeer]

What goes around, comes around.

 

[Peter Parka]

Keep your expectations low, and you'll never be disappointed.
- My Dad

Thats similar to my favourite bit of advice but it goes - if you expect a kick in the bollocks but get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Oh, and - never drink a mickey finn

 

[AUFred]

Never leave your drink alone in a bar.