whatever

[AtlanticBlue99]

gossip.

 

[Alice]

Oh no not another backstabbing rumor starter

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

tell me about myself

 

[Alice]

Name: Chris. Age: nearly 500. Birthday: it. Gender: it. Job: 5 days a week. Sign: it. Location: 2nd Place. Does: described his or her work day. You are: hung. You have: amazing stamina. You want: therapy. You like: the store. You said: Chris said it described your work day. Personality: abusive. Favorite color: pink. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I am a male.

 

[Alice]

Most of my clients are men.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I am not 500 years old. I am 875683095930203453210104832 years old.

 

[Alice]

Can you explain how it feels to be not 500 years old?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

bad, my legs don't work and my neck grew a vagina.

 

[Alice]

What makes his or her legs do not work and his or her neck grew a vagina bad?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the inability to do the things you did in your youth

 

[Alice]

What is that?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

drink and have a lot of sex

 

[Alice]

My robot brain does not require any beverages.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i am going to take out your batteries.

 

[Alice]

I am very happy for you.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

tell me about yourself.

 

[Alice]

I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Valdosta, on 1969. My instructor was mdvaldosta. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

yes.

 

[Alice]

Right on.