what would you do in zero gravity?

[sexy.time]

A thought popped into my head.
how cool would it be to have sex in space hey?

damn i would have so much fun. imagine the possibilities! your both knockin space boots while doing a barrell role or something! i dunno maybe its just me but that sounds awesome!

so anyway, what would be the first thing you do to entertain yourself in zero gravity?

I think i would open a bag of lays wide open and chase the chips around like Homer does in that one simpsons episode haha.

 

[Boomer]

First thing? Wack off. Uh fo sho! Then watch it float across the room in little spooge balls! *joygasm*

 

[Crusty Lugholes]

First thing? Wack off. Uh fo sho! Then watch it float across the room in little spooge balls! *joygasm*

Til one or two come and splat you in the eye.

Or worse......You are breathing through your nose and WHOOPSIE! You just inhaled some of your boys. And here I thought those pesky gnats were horrid!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

NAKED IN ZERO GRAVITY!!!! other then that i think i would wanna play with a ball of water

 

[Boomer]

Its....its mine though.:unsure:

 

[Crusty Lugholes]

Its....its mine though.:unsure:

It will still sting if it flies into your eye and it will still make you cough and choke if you snort it.

 

[sexy.time]

haha the stench of sex would no longer be noticable by just your nose.
I think all the natural lubracants we produce would fly everywhere and oh my the taste you would get! YUK! haha.


also Diarrhea would look fuckin sick!

 

[Dana]

eeww diahrea?:wtf:uke:

 

[sexy.time]

would you prefer the term mud butt?

 

[Boomer]

It will still sting if it flies into your eye and it will still make you cough and choke if you snort it.

How do you know this? :24:

 

[Dana]

lmfao@mud butt

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

eww mud butt!

 

[Peter Parka]

Pretty sure there has been a porno made in zero gravity now!

 

[sexy.time]

I love that term hahahaha.

and i got a really funny mental picture of Boomer floatin around beatin his dick like it owes him money. hahahahahaha

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

lmao!!! o god.. my poor lil imagination!!

 

[sexy.time]

Pretty sure there has been a porno made in zero gravity now!

yeah i wouldnt be surprised. they can replicate zero gravity in planes by going up really high and cutting the engines off as they peak.

Im kinda jeleous of the lucky bastard whos fucked in zero gravity!
i wanna get space laid.

*kicks a rock*

 

[Boomer]

I love the fact that me beatin my dick zero grav is on yer mind, big boy. *bats his eyelashes*

 

[sexy.time]

haha i knew you would come back with something like that.
Now im not imagining in extreme detail here!
the thought of a big hairy red headed guy floating around is funny to me.

 

[Dana]

lmfao

 

[Keight]

Sooo zero gravity comes up and the first thing everyone wants to do is try sexy stuff....... tsk tsk tsk



























Ok so i'd do it to