What would you do if......

[Mrs Behavin]

Answer the question of the previous poster then post your own WWYDI (what would you do if) question.


WWYDI you're having a party when your dog comes running thru the room dragging its ass and leaving a long brown line behind it?

 

[Haus]

probally hypervenelate

what would you do if a total stranger walked up to you and kiss you out of nowhere

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Probably freak out and slap somebody


What would you do if you ran out of toilet paper while on the toilet?

 

[dt3]

Scream until somebody brought some, or if noone was there go straight to the shower... :barf

What would you do if you passed out drunk and woke up naked next to a member of the same sex?

 

[BooFetus]

I wouldn't scream, because that would be very mean and would interfere with their sleep. I would get out of bed, but on my clothes, and quietly walk wide eyed out the door. And I'd never drink enough to pass out again.

What would you do if you found a stray cat under you house (or something like that)?

 

[lemon]

well, considering there is no holes under my house, but for the sake of the question, my cat wouldnt have let it get there from the get go.

wwydi someone handed you 10 billion dollars, with the only requirement of killing yourself in 10 years?

 

[99mustang232]

take the money, find someone named "yourself" and kill him...

wwydi, you found out you had some type of illness and only had 1 week to live before death.

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Re: RE: What would you do if......

Quit my job, not sleep, spend every second with my kids, family and friends, find time for OTz, and eat whatever the hell I want.

WWYDI you had to lose two appendages, which would you choose and why?

hmm, I think I'd give up the legs. Just because I think I could handle that better than no arms or one of each.

WWYDI you lived in the city and one day opened your front door to find a huge gorilla on your porch?

 

[Rusteh]

i'd name him king kong and throw banana's at my neighbors so he could go ape shit on them...

wwydi your loved ones disappeared and everybody around u pretty much ignored u?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I would probably get pretty depressed and hibernate for the rest of my life.


What would you do if your house became infested with mice, millions of them?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

I'd adopt them all and name them Mickey.

WWYDI you just got a brand new car, all tricked out the way you wanted it, and your friend came and told you they had a "surprise" for you and the surprise was that they gave your car a hideous paint job?

 

[UncleBacon]

well after he woke up out of his coma....I would be like hey I have a big suprise for you....here's all your teeth back and the pliers I used to rip them out with...

wwydi you met bacon in person?

 

[lemon]

um... which bacon?

bacon as in unclebacon... probably run
bacon as in the food bacon... probably run

:dunno

wwydi you were on the edge of a bridge, whose integrity is failing, and you have only one chance to escape, and you had 2 kids in the car, and could only take one of them with you?

 

[BooFetus]

I'd grab both of them at the same time.

WWYDI you were being harrassed by three hobos for your only burger?

 

[lemon]

tell it was my burger, and if they want it, ill start the auction at the price of the burger.

wwydi you learned there was a threesome in your bed, and neither you nor your partner ( if applicable ) were part of it? :barf

 

[!]

change the sheets

wwydi, you got the option to meet 1 celebrity of your choice?

 

[Tazzy]

BUy my saleen and a house and put the rest up and live comfortable for the rest of my life


WWYDI if you meet the president of the United states ????

 

[Kungfu]

I wouldn't shake his hand that is for sure!.....After Bill Clinton I am scared to shake anyones hand!...lol

you could meet one person and who would it be?

 

[lemon]

um. probably bill gates to slap him in the face. and ask why he allowed bsod to be easily obtainable many times.... :tard :dunno

wwydi someone asks you a dumb question?

 

[artisan00]

not dignify it with an answer, or respond incredibly sarcasticly -

what would you do if you were driving over a bump in the road, caught some air and when you landed your mufflers came off?