What was your worst date ever?

[The Prospect]

I met a male stripper/barmen on a harbour cruise. (he was in bartender mode when I met him, I didnt know about the "stripper" part)

He was also (at the time) "Mr Abdomen" of NSW

Anyway, we went out once or twice and all went well. Then I invited him to mum and dads on xmas eve for dinner.

He showed up in tight black leather pants, and a black leather jacket with no shirt underneath. My dad asked him where his whip was.

Then dad put shit on him ALL night. It was tooooo funny.

He then left on his moped (I forgot that bit), and I never heard from him again.:thumbup

Same thing happened to me, only not as dramatic. I was dating this girl, only because my friend convinced me too because she really liked me.

I brought her to my house, and my dickhead of a dad told her to get a meal at the dump, that's where she belonged.

She had on trashy clothes...No bra...Really short skirt. I never liked her anyway

 

[cam elle toe]

Same thing happened to me, only not as dramatic. I was dating this girl, only because my friend convinced me too because she really liked me.

I brought her to my house, and my dickhead of a dad told her to get a meal at the dump, that's where she belonged.

She had on trashy clothes...No bra...Really short skirt. I never liked her anyway

YAY for dads:thumbup I was glad my dad did it (yeah I'm a bitch).

He also wore tiger skin print G-strings:eek (the bloke, not my dad)

 

[The Prospect]

YAY for dads:thumbup I was glad my dad did it (yeah I'm a bitch).

He also wore tiger skin print G-strings:eek (the bloke, not my dad)

Yeah, my bad I meant to say my step-dad. My real dad doesn't even live with me :cool

But yeah, most mom's will start talking trash when the date leaves, but dads say it right to their face :surrender

 

[ssl]

never had a date..

so, i have not had a worst one yet!

 

[bzuka]

once i saw some sms in the teletex and wrote to this number, so we had excanging of sms and decided to meet that evening, it was awful, i'm pretty girl and he is not handsome with bicycle in his hands,miserly i was ashamed before other people no dating anymore IN BLINDE

 

[Peter Parka]

I was getting jiggy with a girlfriend when her dad came home early from work. Ended up hiding in her wardrobe for 6 hours till he pissed off to a dental appointment.

 

[sierrabravo]

I used to work at a "restaurant" inside a retirement home as a server in High school, and this girl named tasha apparently had the hugest fucking crush on me (i don't think crush is an accurate word... remember how john hinkley jr had the hots for jodie foster? he tried to kill the fucking president). she wasn't that bad looking but her fucking nose was like an airplane and her personality was like a fucking humming bird high on powdered fucking sugar. All my friends that I worked with there told me that she was insane crazy about me and I just wanted her off my back so I gave her a "mercy date" (i'm sure you ladies have done that before....) I took her to dinner and a movie and all she did was talk about me and things I'd done at work in the past... all she wanted to hear about was me. she was fucking goddamn insane batshit crazy mad insane nuts over me and me only. and mad jealous. I gave her the one date then got the fuck outta there out of the possible future fear of having my dick cut off by her batshit crazy insane jealous rage. tasha i have one word for you...

crazy bitch

 

[satinbutterfly]

I was getting jiggy with a girlfriend when her dad came home early from work. Ended up hiding in her wardrobe for 6 hours till he pissed off to a dental appointment.

6 HOURS?!!! :eek

 

[Codrus]

2 hours, she was hot and fun but when she picked up the lobster with both hands like daryl hanna from splash i excused myself and left her at the restaruant.

i met her at a bar 2 years later we went back to my place and fucked like a couple of brain dead test monkeys

 

[Peter Parka]

6 HOURS?!!! :eek

He was an untra strict big bastard, wern't going to risk going anywhere till I knew he was gone! :willy_nilly:

 

[satinbutterfly]

He was an untra strict big bastard, wern't going to risk going anywhere till I knew he was gone! :willy_nilly:

That's insane!!! :24:

 

[bzuka]

once i saw some sms in the teletex and wrote to this number, so we had excanging of sms and decided to meet that evening, it was awful, i'm pretty girl and he is not handsome with bicycle in his hands,miserly i was ashamed before other people no dating anymore IN BLINDE

MY ADVICE NOT TO GO IN BLINDE, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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