What was your worst date ever?
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I had more than my share. I can share some of them.
I took a girl out who had no interest in helping me decide where to go for dinner. When I chose a steakhouse she said nothing. When we went through and placed our order before being seated she ordered a salad. When my steak arrived she told me she was a vegetarian. She proceeded to watch me eat every bite of my steak as though I was killing it in front of her.
Another was a girl I had a passing interest in during high school but she was dating a friend. They got married shortly after graduation. A few years later I ran into her and she informed me she was divorced. I asked her out and I believe this was her first date since the divorce. She spent the entire night trying not to be seen by anyone she knew. She did not want to talk about the divorce all night long.
I took a girl out who had no interest in helping me decide where to go for dinner. When I chose a steakhouse she said nothing. When we went through and placed our order before being seated she ordered a salad. When my steak arrived she told me she was a vegetarian. She proceeded to watch me eat every bite of my steak as though I was killing it in front of her.
Another was a girl I had a passing interest in during high school but she was dating a friend. They got married shortly after graduation. A few years later I ran into her and she informed me she was divorced. I asked her out and I believe this was her first date since the divorce. She spent the entire night trying not to be seen by anyone she knew. She did not want to talk about the divorce all night long.
I went out with this girl I met on MySpace (baaaad idea) late last year. We met up at a restaurant for dinner, where I discovered the pictures she had of herself were from like 5 years and 100lbs previous. She then proceeded to order this insane amount of food, and then double dipped stuff from the appetizer. I sat there very quietly eating my salad while she pigged out, talked with her mouth full of food, chewed with her mouth wide open, and displayed about the worst set of manners I've experienced outside of my two year old son. She spent the entire evening, when she wasn't shoveling food in her mouth, bitching about her exes and how they used her for sex and then dumped her and this and that... meanwhile I contemplated the possibility of going to the bathroom and slipping out the back door and leaving her with the check. But I'm too much of a nice guy for that, so when all was done, I paid, we left, I told her I'd call her the next day, and then blocked her phone number through AT&T and deleted it from my phone. Then when I got home I ignored her on MySpace and didn't hear from her again.
Ended up seeing her with some other poor sap when I was at dinner with my dad in February, and the look on his face was exactly how I felt when I was his position.
Ended up seeing her with some other poor sap when I was at dinner with my dad in February, and the look on his face was exactly how I felt when I was his position.
Oh wait.... Back in my early 20's, I made plans to meet a guy I liked up at a bar and told one of my 'girlfriends' who proceeded to show up and let him know she'd sleep w/him that night (which I wasn't planning on). They both left together and I never spoke to either again.
Dakota Jim
Banned
I am ashamed on mine. I had been taking a girl out for weeks and we were slated to go to a beach party and she broke her wrist the day of the date. She felt bad and said one of her friends had wanted to meet me so she suggested I take her to the party. I didn't know her but my girl called her and set it up so I showed up to pick her up and she was a instant turn off. She wasn't ready to go yet and offered me a coke. I said "do you have any 7up?" She answered no so I told her I'd run down to the corner and get some. I never went back. To this day I feel shitty about it.
Sneakiecat
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I married the only person I dated. We went to the movies and he fell asleep. A ten hour drive will do that to you.
Dakota Jim
Banned
LOL We went to Blades Of Glory, if I remember correctly, and we came back to my apartment where we watched some TV, I was sitting on the couch and she was laying down... Needless to say she felt the need to play "footsies" and my feet were on the floor... Use your imagination... And one thing led to another and I couldn't perform...
Sneakiecat
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Not quite. It was for a weekend.
Tyler Durden
Well-Known Member
Likely one in Birmingham. I was up there for a course for one week. On the Tuesday night I met this girl and asked her out for the Thursday night, which was my last there.
One of those strange dates where everything went REALLY well. Had a nice meal, couple of drinks, were getting on well. I took her to the cinema and Basic Instinct was on (I am old).....I ummed and erred, but she said "c'mon let's watch that" (I really wanted to but didn't wanna say).
So we went in and the person asked "where do you wanna sit", and she jumped in with "back row"......
The movies bouncing along, and we're getting on as well as you'd think. Then with 10 minutes to go, she said she was going to the bathroom....and never came back!! lol
Oh dear
I went out, but ended up just going back to the hotel.
The next day one of my friends (a girl) said she may have collapsed in the bathroom instead of ditching me!! Not sure if that was meant to make me feel better. Another said, "it was your last night, you were from outta town, she likely panicked and thought rut roe...this isn't really going anywhere so I better skip"
Or my kissing technique was rubbish LOL
One of those strange dates where everything went REALLY well. Had a nice meal, couple of drinks, were getting on well. I took her to the cinema and Basic Instinct was on (I am old).....I ummed and erred, but she said "c'mon let's watch that" (I really wanted to but didn't wanna say).
So we went in and the person asked "where do you wanna sit", and she jumped in with "back row"......
The movies bouncing along, and we're getting on as well as you'd think. Then with 10 minutes to go, she said she was going to the bathroom....and never came back!! lol
Oh dear
I went out, but ended up just going back to the hotel.
The next day one of my friends (a girl) said she may have collapsed in the bathroom instead of ditching me!! Not sure if that was meant to make me feel better. Another said, "it was your last night, you were from outta town, she likely panicked and thought rut roe...this isn't really going anywhere so I better skip"
Or my kissing technique was rubbish LOL
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
On my first 'real' date, my guy took me to the movies. The entire way there, he bitched about how much it was going to cost him, and about how much gas he was using. After we got out of the movie (no idea what we watched), his car wouldn't start, so his parents had to come pick us up! It was so awful.
We never went out again.
Another story:
My friend decided to hook me up with one of her guy friends. I went to her and her husband's house, and we were going to eat dinner, cooked by my friend, and then go bowling.
I got there on time. So about 20 minutes after this guy was supposed to show up, and dinner is getting cold, he calls and says he's running late (DUH!) and won't be there for another half hour. So, he finally shows up, closer to an hour later, in ripped jeans, grass stained sneakers, and a wrinkly, and very likely dirty t-shirt. As you can imagine, I'm quite appalled.
We ate dinner, and went bowling, and the guy spoke one sentence to me the entire time.
Needless to say, I didn't go back out with him (and he did call after), and I never let my friend hook me up again.
We never went out again.
Another story:
My friend decided to hook me up with one of her guy friends. I went to her and her husband's house, and we were going to eat dinner, cooked by my friend, and then go bowling.
I got there on time. So about 20 minutes after this guy was supposed to show up, and dinner is getting cold, he calls and says he's running late (DUH!) and won't be there for another half hour. So, he finally shows up, closer to an hour later, in ripped jeans, grass stained sneakers, and a wrinkly, and very likely dirty t-shirt. As you can imagine, I'm quite appalled.
We ate dinner, and went bowling, and the guy spoke one sentence to me the entire time.
Needless to say, I didn't go back out with him (and he did call after), and I never let my friend hook me up again.
My worst all-time was a blind date set-up by a friend. We talked on the phone for several days prior to our date. When I arrive to pick her up it was obvious we had different ideas for our date. I was 19 or 20 at the time and she was about 17. She was about 5'-2 and weighed about 90 pounds. She had on a top with spachetti straps and no sign of a bra. She had on huge earrings and obviously had not introduced her hair to a brush recently. It went downhill from there. She got upset I would not let her smoke in my car. This was a fight that lasted all night. She wanted to go to a drive-in movie and i said," NO!" Then she wanted to go to the worst R rated movie we could find. Again I said, NO." She wanted to be sexed and I found nothing attractive about her. At the end of the night we were barely speaking.When i delivered her home I stopped the car and invited her to get out. She said,"You aren't going to open the door for me?". I reached across her & opened the door. She got out cussing and fussing. My friend was really pissed with me when I saw him the following Monday. It was his girlfriends sister who i had taken out.
ok. here is mine.
went on an almost blind date. I had a personal ad out and had this response, which seemed pretty good. She was Austrian (I am a brit) however she just moved to London and she didnt attach a picture with her email as she didnt have one.
So I took the risk, I was bored also, and met her. I couldn't believe my eyes, she was really slim, beautiful, gorgeous girl. Really slim/thin.
So I thought that this could turn into a nice evening than previous evenings....
Went to the bar for a quiet drink, she just never shut up! She constantly went on and on about how she wants a wealthy man and how she wants a house with a pool and everything, and kids. She talked about her wanting kids immediately and that her clock was ticking. She was 28 for heaven sake....
Non stop, first date - all she could ever do was talk about kids kids and how she wants kids right away, but also never shut up about her ex and her "traumatic" experience of breaking up with im, but she couldnt handle it and cried all the time (thats all very well but surely you shouldnt be talking about your ex, and having kids, on a first date?!)
Anyway, being the gentleman that I believe to be, I just sat there, nodding and agreeing with everything and pitching in a few "yeh, sure".... "ok"'s
I thought maybe she was nervous so I thought maybe getting her some food may comfort her a little. So I asked her if she wanted some grub and she said yes.
Where did she decide to go?
McDonalds for some chicken nuggets!!!!!!!
it was a cheap date. all in all, around £10GBP
An austrian - never again.
went on an almost blind date. I had a personal ad out and had this response, which seemed pretty good. She was Austrian (I am a brit) however she just moved to London and she didnt attach a picture with her email as she didnt have one.
So I took the risk, I was bored also, and met her. I couldn't believe my eyes, she was really slim, beautiful, gorgeous girl. Really slim/thin.
So I thought that this could turn into a nice evening than previous evenings....
Went to the bar for a quiet drink, she just never shut up! She constantly went on and on about how she wants a wealthy man and how she wants a house with a pool and everything, and kids. She talked about her wanting kids immediately and that her clock was ticking. She was 28 for heaven sake....
Non stop, first date - all she could ever do was talk about kids kids and how she wants kids right away, but also never shut up about her ex and her "traumatic" experience of breaking up with im, but she couldnt handle it and cried all the time (thats all very well but surely you shouldnt be talking about your ex, and having kids, on a first date?!)
Anyway, being the gentleman that I believe to be, I just sat there, nodding and agreeing with everything and pitching in a few "yeh, sure".... "ok"'s
I thought maybe she was nervous so I thought maybe getting her some food may comfort her a little. So I asked her if she wanted some grub and she said yes.
Where did she decide to go?
McDonalds for some chicken nuggets!!!!!!!
it was a cheap date. all in all, around £10GBP
An austrian - never again.
The Prospect
Member
It didn't take too long. It was actually a weird scenario.
I was 14, and I was with my good friend who is 16. We were double dating, and we were at a diner after a movie.
First of all, the movie was sold out. So that was crushed. We went to Friendly's and we ordered our drinks. When we got them, my friend reached for it and it spilled all over his girl's head. I frantically reached for napkins a little bit out of my reach, and knocked over my drink on my girl. They laughed it off and dried themselves off in the bathroom. When they came back, they caught me and my friend talking about sex with other girl's and such. They said they had to go ;/
I was 14, and I was with my good friend who is 16. We were double dating, and we were at a diner after a movie.
First of all, the movie was sold out. So that was crushed. We went to Friendly's and we ordered our drinks. When we got them, my friend reached for it and it spilled all over his girl's head. I frantically reached for napkins a little bit out of my reach, and knocked over my drink on my girl. They laughed it off and dried themselves off in the bathroom. When they came back, they caught me and my friend talking about sex with other girl's and such. They said they had to go ;/
cam elle toe
Banned BY User's Request
I met a male stripper/barmen on a harbour cruise. (he was in bartender mode when I met him, I didnt know about the "stripper" part)
He was also (at the time) "Mr Abdomen" of NSW
Anyway, we went out once or twice and all went well. Then I invited him to mum and dads on xmas eve for dinner.
He showed up in tight black leather pants, and a black leather jacket with no shirt underneath. My dad asked him where his whip was.
Then dad put shit on him ALL night. It was tooooo funny.
He then left on his moped (I forgot that bit), and I never heard from him again.:thumbup
He was also (at the time) "Mr Abdomen" of NSW
Anyway, we went out once or twice and all went well. Then I invited him to mum and dads on xmas eve for dinner.
He showed up in tight black leather pants, and a black leather jacket with no shirt underneath. My dad asked him where his whip was.
Then dad put shit on him ALL night. It was tooooo funny.
He then left on his moped (I forgot that bit), and I never heard from him again.:thumbup
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