What side of the bed.....

[ohohohYEAH]

Left-hand side, my woman on the right.

 

[Peter Parka]

I lie on the nearest side to the door, my missus likes to be protected so I'm in the firing line of burglars and I keep a hatchet to hand under the bed on my side.

 

[dt3]

I lie on the nearest side to the door, my missus likes to be protected so I'm in the firing line of burglars and I keep a hatchet to hand under the bed on my side.

Get a gun you British pussy!

 

[Peter Parka]

Hatchets make more mess, are more powerful and dont require me to be in prison for 14 years if I own one!

 

[dt3]

Hatchets make more mess, are more powerful and dont require me to be in prison for 14 years if I own one!

Touche sir

 

[TheLightedPath]

I start to sleep on one side or the other but when I wake up i have always ended up in the middle.

 

[Boomer]

I start to sleep on one side or the other but when I wake up i have always ended up in the middle.

Thats funny, right after I read this I noticed you were from Middleburg.

 

[TheLightedPath]

Hatchets make more mess, are more powerful and dont require me to be in prison for 14 years if I own one!

I understand why you don't own a gun..but i fail to see how a hatchet is more powerful then a gun. I mean..if that was the case I think there would be slightly more american indians around.

 

[Boomer]

Good point.

 

[Peter Parka]

Yup, I agree, hatchets are weaker than guns, fortunately we dont have too great a gun problem over here. Now as for Indians being mercilessly slaughtered so you can nick their land, love to hear a good excuse for that!

 

[dt3]

Yup, I agree, hatchets are weaker than guns, fortunately we dont have too great a gun problem over here. Now as for Indians being mercilessly slaughtered so you can nick their land, love to hear a good excuse for that!

They had hatchets and we had guns.