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HottyToddyChick

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In the next few months, your home scene might undergo increased tension because of irritability with people at home, but more likely (and hopefully) because of renovations and repair projects. Aagghh! Whatever the case, increased activity on the home-front is guaranteed. Yup.

Interesting. Matt and I have been talking about separating so I can find a job and then having him follow when he gets out. Maybe this is a good omen.
 

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is you will likely have disputes with others about shared property, inheritances, taxes or debt during the next two months. (Groan.) The good news is this same celestial energy super amps your sex drive!


Woah baby!!!
 

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is you will likely have disputes with others about shared property, inheritances, taxes or debt during the next two months. (Groan.) The good news is this same celestial energy super amps your sex drive!


Woah baby!!!

:homo:


Suckage about the debt... I think i am just gonna focus on the juiced up sex life!
 

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Daily Horoscope: Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 2:30 p.m. until 4:50 p.m. EDT today. After that, the Moon moves from Sagittarius into Capricorn.
Aries (March 21-April 19)

Travel delays and glitches to school schedules (higher education) and interruptions to publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are likely today. Allow extra time for everything. Meetings will have to be rescheduled. Nothing goes as planned. Oy vey.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Make friends with your bank account. Keep track of important issues with taxes, debt, shared property, and anything where you're responsible for the possessions or wealth of others. Why? Something is going to go sideways in a New York minute. That's why. Be ever vigilant!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Relations with partners and close friends are unpredictable today. People will say or do things you least expect. Someone might demand more freedom or more space. (This could be you.) Others will meet somebody new who is bizarre or unorthodox in some way. (Not a boring day!)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Weird day at work. Computer crashes, power outages, fire drills, staff shortages, and canceled appointments are just some of the things that will detour your work plans. (The coffee machine might break down, but that is too horrible to contemplate.) Something will snap!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

This is definitely an accident-prone day for your children or for children in your care. Therefore, be extra vigilant. Don't be impatient with kids. An environment that it is angry or impatient can promote accidents. Take a deep breath. Be tolerant. This applies to romantic relationships as well.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Your domestic scene is going to have a few speed bumps today. You might run out of something. ("No milk!") Small appliances might break down. Surprise company might knock on your door. Expected events could be canceled. (You get the picture.)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This is an accident-prone day, so slow down and be careful and allow extra time for everything. Don't get your belly in a rash. Demonstrate grace under pressure. Think before you speak or do anything. You will likely meet someone who is a real character. "You!"
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Guard your possessions and your money today. You might lose something or it could even be stolen. You might also find money. It's a crapshoot. This same erratic influence applies to your ability to earn money. Could go either way. (But don't quit your day job -- not today.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

You feel very impulsive today. You might be impatient, restless, or just excited about something. It's a foot-tapping day. Events around you and the people you meet will be surprising, or at the least, bizarre or different in some way. Don't jump to conclusions! In fact, don't jump.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Everyone has a restless quality today. It's like spores in the air. It makes you want to jump to conclusions or make rash judgments or perhaps be too hasty. Forewarned is forearmed! Make sure you give everything a sober second thought. (Who wants egg on their face?) "Not I, " said Chicken Little.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

It's a good thing you love characters because today you will likely meet one. Either this person will be new and unusual in some way, or someone you already know might do something that is surprising and unexpected. Events could cause you to change your goals.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Your feelings of independence and rebellion might be obvious to others today. Resist the urge to be lippy with your boss. Where does it get you? Don't act without thinking. Don't speak without thinking. Protect your own best interests. (Later, you'll be glad you did.)
If Your Birthday Is Today

Author Agatha Christie (1890-1976) shares your birthday today. You seek to find your particular expertise in life, and then, you work on it to make it the best it can be. Naturally, once you succeed in this, you want recognition for your efforts! (Money is nice.) You live life fully! Something you've been involved with for the last nine years might end or diminish now to make room for something new to come into your world.
 

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This is definitely an accident-prone day for your children or for children in your care. Therefore, be extra vigilant. Don't be impatient with kids. An environment that it is angry or impatient can promote accidents. Take a deep breath. Be tolerant. This applies to romantic relationships as well.

Your domestic scene is going to have a few speed bumps today. You might run out of something. ("No milk!") Small appliances might break down. Surprise company might knock on your door. Expected events could be canceled. (You get the picture.)

Mine and Matt's. I foresee a rough day... Of course, it's all about how I *choose* to handle it.
 

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

Travel delays and glitches to school schedules (higher education) and interruptions to publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are likely today. Allow extra time for everything. Meetings will have to be rescheduled. Nothing goes as planned. Oy vey.
 

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Daily Horoscope: Thursday, September 16, 2010

Moon Alert

We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Capricorn.
Aries (March 21-April 19)

This is not an ideal day to talk to parents, bosses, teachers, VIPs and the police. Quite likely, you will meet with opposition. "Talk to the hand!" Authority types are too quick to shoot down your ideas. (Bummer.) Just go with the flow. Lower your expectations.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Suddenly, travel plans look bleak. Matters connected with publishing, the media, higher education, medicine, and the law now seem onerous or too difficult to tackle. Plus people in power are ready to veto what you want to do. It's discouraging! But hey -- this is small potatoes. (French fries, actually.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You might be discouraged about how something is going to be divided. Discussions about inheritances or shared property do not look promising today. Therefore, why even go there? Avoid these subjects. Be polite and keep your eyes modesty downcast. (You might find money.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)

People are easily critical of each other today, which means you have to be extra patient dealing with partners and close friends. You might feel like growling and so do they. Just hang in there because tomorrow is a much much better day! (Just one more sleep.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Others are inclined to be critical at work today. Enthusiasm is low. People think they're being treated like mushrooms. Therefore, don't push the river! Just fulfill your basic requirements. Don't be critical of others. If you take things easy, this is not such a bad day.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Matters related to children, the arts, sports, romance, and vacations are in the toilet today. Quite likely, you're disappointed about something that was supposed to be fun, but now it's not. Bummer! Now things feel onerous, and you feel duty-bound. (Oh dear.)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Don't let family discussions, especially with older relatives or parents, get you down today because this is a strong possibility! Sidestep any nastiness. Don't take criticism to heart. In turn, don't be critical of others. Just get through today because tomorrow is a much better day!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You're inclined to fall into worry mode today. People are pessimistic.(It's always darkest before it gets pitch black.) Don't let this get you down. Remind yourself that negativity is creeping into everyone's point of view including your own. Tomorrow is a happier day!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? Most of you feel financially crunched today. ("I'm squishing your head.") Fortunately, this is just a temporary dark cloud on your horizon. Things look much better tomorrow. Just hang in there.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Today the Moon is in your sign making a harsh aspect to your ruler Saturn. You have that "I told you so" feeling. The only problem is that now it applies to you! ("What was I thinking?") It's easy to feel lonely or cut off from others. Fortunately, this feeling is gone by tomorrow! Yay!
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You are a natural networker. Therefore, anything that makes you feel cut off from others, or lonely, or isolated, makes you feel uncomfortable. This doesn't mean you cannot handle your own solitude because you can. Nevertheless, pessimism and loneliness are rampant today. Oy vey.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Older friends are perhaps critical of your efforts today. Or possibly, you are the older person critical of others? Either way, don't let it get you down. Everyone feels this in varying degrees today. It's no big deal, plus, tomorrow is a much happier day!
If Your Birthday Is Today

Blues guitarist, singer, song-writer B. B. King (1925) shares your birthday today. You have a generous heart. You're ethical, patient and honest. You can also be quite rebellious against the status quo or authority figures. You hate pretension. You're a dreamer at heart, and courageous about chasing your dreams. At this stage in your life, you are about to enter a whole new cycle. Remain flexible. Be prepared to open any door!
 

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You might be discouraged about how something is going to be divided. Discussions about inheritances or shared property do not look promising today. Therefore, why even go there? Avoid these subjects. Be polite and keep your eyes modesty downcast.
(You might find money.)
*Cancer (June 21-July 22)*

(You might find money.) Wow!!
 

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

This is not an ideal day to talk to parents, bosses, teachers, VIPs and the police. Quite likely, you will meet with opposition. "Talk to the hand!" Authority types are too quick to shoot down your ideas. (Bummer.) Just go with the flow. Lower your expectations.
 
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