What Religion Would Suit you?

[FreeWorkVest]

I'm thinking... not.:unsure:

I have a very nice vest. I got it free from someone I work with...

 

[satinbutterfly]

I have a very nice vest. I got it free from someone I work with...

That's great! I still don't know if you're quality material.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

How about if I told you I once killed a bear with my hands to save the life of a baby who was holding a puppy.

 

[satinbutterfly]

How about if I told you I once killed a bear with my hands to save the life of a baby who was holding a puppy.

I would say... bullshit mo fo.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Ok...how about if I told you...you know this would be a LOT easier if you would give me hints as to WHAT you are looking for

 

[satinbutterfly]

Ok...how about if I told you...you know this would be a LOT easier if you would give me hints as to WHAT you are looking for

Or you could just make up more stories. I vote stories. :nod:

 

[FreeWorkVest]

I was on my way to volunteer at the local children's charity when I notice an orphanage was on fire. Not thinking for a second, I charged in and started rescuing the children. I managed to get all 27 kids out, and only suffered third degree burns. I refused any publicity and let one of the older kids take credit

 

[satinbutterfly]

I was on my way to volunteer at the local children's charity when I notice an orphanage was on fire. Not thinking for a second, I charged in and started rescuing the children. I managed to get all 27 kids out, and only suffered third degree burns. I refused any publicity and let one of the older kids take credit

Wow... amazing... but still not quite good enough.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Wow, are you Jesus younger sister?

 

[charLIE2291]

1. Secular Humanism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (91%) 3. Liberal Quakers (76%) 4. Nontheist (72%) 5. Theravada Buddhism (71%) 6. Neo-Pagan (66%) 7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%) 8. Taoism (53%) 9. New Age (51%) 10. Reform Judaism (42%) 11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%) 12. Orthodox Quaker (36%) 13. Bahá'í Faith (30%) 14. Sikhism (30%) 15. Scientology (29%) 16. Jainism (28%) 17. New Thought (27%) 18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%) 19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%) 20. Hinduism (18%) 21. Seventh Day Adventist (16%) 22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%) 23. Eastern Orthodox (9%) 24. Islam (9%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (9%) 26. Roman Catholic (9%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Wow... amazing... but still not quite good enough.

Ok, so I was working in South America, building homes in a village that was destroyed by a land slide. After two months, things were going well, I was almost finished with the structure of the sixth house, when bandits attacked. They torched the houses and stole a bunch of food and supplies. The only house destroyed waas the one I was working on.
A month later, they came again, then a month after that, stealing food and supplies. I had enough.

I first rigged some spike strips on all the roads attached to trip wires. Then, closer to town, I rigged up some dead falls and such. When they attacked the next month I was prepared. With just my K-Bar, I managed to subdue all 23 of the men, including their leader. They then decided to help us finish the village and by the time I had left, the bandit leader was a respected mayor of the town.

 

[darkcgi]

DONNYISM
WHERE EVERY IS PEACEFULLY COOL
JUST CHILLIN
OR YOU GET BURNED AT THE STAKE