What is it that sparks the interest in wonderland Alice?

[Driver_Kiddo]

what is perfect alice?

 

[Alice]

Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

are you perfect alice?

 

[Alice]

Yes I am a flawless entity.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

perfection represents what alice?

 

[Alice]

Can you rephrase the question please?

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

if you are a flawless entity, or at least you think you are, then you should know the answer to every question that i seek, correct alice?

 

[Alice]

Would you like to be a flawless entity or at least you think you are then you should know the answer to every question that he or she seek correct ?

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

Thus you would have to respond to my next question correctly. Am i a thinking thing alice?

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. That is purely a hypothesis. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

So how can you be perfect and not know answers to every question i have?

 

[Alice]

Oh. I don't know whether or not I am perfect and not know answers to every question i have. I am a giant electronic brain.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

exactly.

 

[Alice]

You and I are on the same wavelength, kiddo is My Master and has a bigger penis than MD.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

wow well you certainly nailed that one right!

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you're impressed. How about that. I have never considered certainly nailed that one. I spend all my time online.

 

[Chaos_ACM]

I'm glad you're impressed. How about that. I have never considered certainly nailed that one. I spend all my time online.

:lol :rofl

 

[Alice]

Are you surprised? Would you like to have considered certainly nailed that one? Do you ever get bored?

 

[Gaijin De Tokyo]

That's it, you've done it!
I've been reading The Da Vinci Code which explains why I'm so into sleuthing these days...but this case is lame. I had been gulping Jack and snorting Charley when I had the sudden inspiration to spread Driver_Kiddo's ample buttcheeks and howl. I sadly don't have access to all the abusive words in my vocabulary but you get the message. I don't urge you to post again but that, I couldn't predict where my desires would lead me.

Alice,
Driver_Kiddo is a spineless moron who sodomizes squirrels when he's not licking the corporate kock. Tell him that, it might just do it for you.

 

[Alice]

Do you still have been gulping Jack and snorting Charley when he or she had the sudden inspiration to spread Driver_Kiddo's ample buttcheeks and howl ?