Look, got me pipe and slippers already, glasses and dressing gown are probably a bonus, what else do I need to be considered an old fart? I'd like to be one because if anyone dosent like what you're saying, the're being disrespectful.
What Else To Be An Old Fart?
- Thread starter Peter Parka
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Avery loooooooooooooooooooooong memory, and an attitude.:thumbup
You want some lessons?:cool
You want some lessons?:cool
Avery loooooooooooooooooooooong memory, and an attitude.:thumbup
You want some lessons?:cool
Well that Tommy Tooter gave me some good pointers but I could always do with some refreshers.
he already has an attitude :ninjaAvery loooooooooooooooooooooong memory, and an attitude.:thumbup
You want some lessons?:cool
I think you look pretty cute there to be an Old Fart :ninja
he needs grey hairs
i wonder if gentalia hair turns grey...
i wonder if gentalia hair turns grey...
willy_nilly::willy_nilly:I've got grey hairs, had them since my mid twenties but only a few, my missus likes to pluck them when I'm pissed.:willy_nilly: Was hoping to take after my mum who was grey by the time she was 30 but then I havent spawned a kid like me. If I ironed creases down the front of my jeans, bought uni-sex cord jeans from millets and made a bonfire every Sunday, do you think that would help?
If I ironed creases down the front of my jeans, bought uni-sex cord jeans from millets and made a bonfire every Sunday, do you think that would help?
I think perhaps if you read a huge book by a fire with your pipe and in your dressing gown then it would be official!!!
You need to carry a hanky in the same pocket as your loose change, and buy your clothes from the Op Shop and store them in moth balls.
I've only got radiators but I do the rest. Does that qualify me?
some hemorrhoids 
get some - that's dedication
get some - that's dedication
I guess that will work :24:
Although I can't say much, I curl up on my couch in pajamas next to the heater and read books too!!
some hemorrhoids
I have actually got a small one. :thumbup
some hemorrhoids
Unfortunately, they are NOT restricted to old farts. A LOT of pregnant women get them too.
I do draw the line at snuggies and those dinner trays with cushions in the shape of your legs glued to the bottom, does that count against me?
I despise Snuggies!!!
well I know all people can have them, just like all people an have slippers and glasses, etc.
it's just the finishing touch!
it's just the finishing touch!
bladder control is the first thing to go
second is memory
bladder control is the first thing to go
second is memory
bladder control is the first thing to go
To be a good " old fart " one must have the " talk and the look ".
The " tude " will only fool so many people, one needs a old fart strut and jive.
The " tude " will only fool so many people, one needs a old fart strut and jive.