What do you hate about adult movies

[Tyler Durden]

Well you don't have to be too graphic, BUT

There must be something you hate about them. Must be something about them that makes you cringe. Maybe lotsa things

Maybe you've never seen one before, in which case you're in the wrong thread my friend.

For me, I hate the sex talk......the "you like that dontcha" style thing.

I hate when an "actress" makes out she's innocent and then riotously getting double teamed 2 minutes later.

You're go now...or we could just watch some together.

Pass the popcorn

 

[Peter Parka]

I hate it when the woman moans and groans in pleasure when shes getting serious bukkake, what woman gets an orgasm from that?wtf?

 

[wednesday]

dubbed....or two girls n a cup *gags*

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

the horrid 'mood music'

 

[wednesday]

omfg that makes me giggle brandii

 

[Butterfly]

The attempt at a story line!:24:

 

[wednesday]

The attempt at a story line!:24:

:24::24::24ooh yer...omg im sooo behind on pornos...are there any like realistic ones??

 

[ItsBlondie]

Cheesy music

 

[jassilem]

the shoes, and that she take is up the ass without blinking .... give me a bleeding break!

Oh and the eagerness to fucking a stranger...

 

[Jersey]

I'd have to say the ridiculous plots. I mean really.... how is it possible to have sex on a park bench in broad daylight and not have ANYONE pass by??

WTF?

 

[wednesday]

omg omg..its the fact they all look stunning even after sex. Me?..i look like ive had an argument with a hairbrush.And as for makeup....sheesh, hes wearing more than me

 

[RedRyder]

It's always about the guy.... and slopping cum all over her face and body and WTH? Who's gonna have to clean that shit up? I mean... do you really wanna have a smoke after that sitting all covered and pretty in..... nuf said.....

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

awful quality too.. awful acting.. all across the board

 

[Wookiegirl]

It's always about the guy.... and slopping cum all over her face and body and WTH? Who's gonna have to clean that shit up? I mean... do you really wanna have a smoke after that sitting all covered and pretty in..... nuf said.....

:homo: :nod:

 

[skyblue]

whats porn?:unsure:

 

[wednesday]

whats porn?:unsure:

:24::24::24:

 

[coughdrops300]

I hate it when the women have a thick, white, milky discharge.

 

[skyblue]

i forgot.....i haven't actually bothered watching any for about 10 years.......accept about 15 seconds of the cup one

 

[wednesday]

I hate it when the women have a thick, white, milky discharge.

omg should this even be in general...i gagged :24::24:

 

[Jersey]

ease on up folks, or this is getting hauled off to the underground!