What do you call...

[AUDRAA]

Relax, its called a joke!

yeah yeah

 

[BadBoy]

yeah yeah

Spank me, I've been bad.

 

[AUDRAA]

lol can I use the whip this time?

 

[BadBoy]

lol can I use the whip this time?

As opposed to the handcuffs last time?

 

[sexysadie]

Three words to ruin a woman's ego...
Damn you're loose.


If a woman needs one bigger than average to feel something she should get that thing looked at, immediately.
Do not pass go.

No amount of kegels will fix it I'm afraid.

It doesn't necessarily have to be BIG....but it should at least reach:24:

 

[sexysadie]

why does a penis have a hole in the end?


So men can be open minded:cool

:24::24:

 

[sexysadie]

Relax, its called a joke!

I'll take *pet names men have for their penis'* for 200 Alex....:24:

 

[Guyzerr]

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?
A.) Who cares?

 

[BadBoy]

It doesn't necessarily have to be BIG....but it should at least reach:24:

Reach what? Your tonsils?

 

[Aries]

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

^^^Awesome comeback!


And for the guys in this thread.... (I'm so mean, huh?)

 

[JoeCool10]

LOL All of those jokes are funny :24:

 

[sexysadie]

Reach what? Your tonsils?

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with 'T-Spot'.....lol

 

[Sparkey Duck]

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with 'T-Spot'.....lol

Crotch-Rot?

 

[BadBoy]

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with 'T-Spot'.....lol

I think even the smallest of the small can reach your pee spot.

 

[Abcinthia]

lol these jokes are funny.

 

[Guyzerr]

and she said...........................

You can't stick that big thing into meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Tim]

This thread gives me a good idea.... :humm:

 

[Panacea]

This thread gives me a good idea.... :humm:

You're going to start doing kegels? :jk

 

[Tim]

I already do Kegels... (strong pubococcygeus muscles in a guy can be used to delay ejaculation)

But that's not it....


It's this thread...

http://offtopicz.net/showthread.php?p=1923168#post1923168

 

[sexysadie]

The thread is already here Tim...lmao...how can it be YOUR idea? too funny!