The crap? Well I live 10 mins walk from the centre of town where they have a MASSIVE hogmany celebration every year. So basically I fell asleep before the fireworks went off, drunk people started arguing outside my window, idiots started singing...drunken festive behaviour.
The only time I have been amused by someone waking me was a weeknight at 0330. I heard a bang outside, figured it was drunks walking home (I live on the end of a street where there is an underpass to another part of town, its a popular cut through), however then I heard talking and laughing, so I go out of bed and looked out my window. There were 3 guys, 2 were lifting the third and trying to get him into the big wheelie bin that sits outside my window (I'm 1st floor flat). I actually laughed so hard, they finally got him in the bin then could see them taking photos with their phones. About 20 mins later (and a big struggle to get him back out the bin) they left and I went back to sleep.
Sorry, totally off-topic!