You've gone to four different universities since 2004, you don't actually yet have a BA (or maybe you have 5 of them by now but you work at Burger King) and you're on facebook going on about how ____________ University is the best woohooo!!!
And sadly my fb feed has like 6 replicas of you, all pledging allegiance to the university they attended for 3 months before bombing out to community college.
Whaaa?