What a crappy morning!

[Mrs Behavin]

:mad First of all it starts out with that I get spit on by a pt early this morning and had to get some blood drawn for a workers comp. Nasty! Then at 6:30 it was time for me to get off. I go to my car to realize that my stupid butt had locked my keys in the car! Had to call a locksmith that ended up costing my almost $50! :mad So then I was late getting home and my girls missed the school bus! Now I just find out that I have to be at work tonight 2 hours early.

 

[Trance97]

I's just one of those days, eh?

I have em like once a month. Just one of those day when you think it can't get any worse and then... yeah..

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I got myself all stressed out now and my stomach is doing flips!

 

[alleycat]

Oh hun, go to bed and try to get a good nights sleep. It will all be over when you get up. Thats a really baaaaad day!

 

[Peter Parka]

Heres some lyrics to cheer you up!

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i shit myself instead
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
ive had an absolut cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me fucking nose and split me fucking lip
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding cock swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you fucking lot laugh and aint making it too easy
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
and im in too much fucking pain to plead
and i dont give a fuck if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day
ive had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute cunt of a day!!!

 

[lemon]

awwh.. tomorrow will be better. unless the bill comes in the mail. those days always suck. but then the day after is better.. unless another bill comes in the mailbox..

but someday, it will be better, because no bills come in the mail.

 

[Boomer]

Sorry bout yer day. Hope things start lookin up fer ya. ; )

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Oh geez! That was hilarious Peter!

At least I had a few good hours of uninterrupted sleep!

 

[DanTastic]

just dont bring a gun to work tonight

 

[Nightflight]

Found the video...here

 

[Peter Parka]

Good work, Nightflight, I was looking for that but couldn't find it.

 

[Nightflight]

LOL, thanks, I wasn't having such a good time myself and NOTHING was going to stop me from finding it. It was either that, or the entire PC takes an impromptu flying lesson...

 

[Bain Dramage]

there are a couple videos you could look into that claim to have ways to unlock your car.... Most are silly but i heard that some actually work. I actually think that day could of been worse though.