Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick
up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd>
really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your
timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals
will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also
have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the
garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're
bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . you started
it
up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd>
really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your
timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals
will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also
have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the
garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're
bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . you started
it
