Weak in the Knees

[kelvin070]

A Doctor had an elderly patient "drop in" on him for an unscheduled appointment.

"What can I do for you today, Mr. Smith?" the Doctor asked.

The aged gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak and I can hardly catch my breath... Doctor, I'm frightened!"

The Doctor, looking at his 86-year-old patient, said: "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"

The old gentleman thought for a moment and said, "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"

 

[canidae]

:24::24::24:

Oh there's still hope for me then

 

[AUDRAA]

Damn Mr Smith is getting it more than me the lucky bastard!!

 

[kelvin070]

He is hooked to Viagra I bet.

 

[canidae]

He is hooked to Viagra I bet.

Probably and I.V. for it :nod:

 

[cam elle toe]

AN old bloke got a Viagra pill stuck in his throat,

He ended up with a stiff neck:nod:

 

[Brujahpriest]

:24::24::24:

Oh there's still hope for me then

That's exactly what I was thinking myself.

 

[RedRyder]

AN old bloke got a Viagra pill stuck in his throat,

He ended up with a stiff neck:nod:

:24: :24:

 

[Goddess]

AN old bloke got a Viagra pill stuck in his throat,

He ended up with a stiff neck:nod:

:24::24:

 

[kelvin070]

He could sue Pzifer cuz he got stiff neck instead of an erection.