Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate:
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
4. Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap!! My glass eye!!"
5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place - eight to 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
6. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
7. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
8. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
10. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks
11. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down a "Cross Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
12. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
13. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
4. Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap!! My glass eye!!"
5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place - eight to 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
6. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
7. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
8. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
10. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks
11. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down a "Cross Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
12. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
13. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
