Want ad for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

[Francis]

This is a want add..

I want to end being alone

OK I am really not alone but the kids don't count as partners and when my six year old says daddy you need a girl friend I guess I should look harder..

So I have been looking for a partner but have not been able to find one that meets my tough standards.. See below..

• Must be honest
• Must be open
• Refer to item one and two..

All applicant should be of female and of human race..

 

[edgray]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

once I've had the operation I'll put myself forward for the position

 

[Francis]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

once I've had the operation I'll put myself forward for the position

Visiting / vacationing in Sweden are we.. :24::24:

Still other standrards to meet.. :ninja

 

[edgray]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Still other standrards to meet.. :ninja

ok I'll make sure they're nice and big for you.

 

[Francis]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Too funny..

 

[hart]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Rather prejudiced of you Francis, what about an Honest, Open Martian?

 

[Francis]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Rather prejudiced of you Francis, what about an Honest, Open Martian?

Listen, if she is an Honest Martian I might consider, but I have yet to meet an HONEST and OPEN Martian Female.. Marvin the Martian is my perfect example.. He was always lying to Bugs Bunny.. :willy_nilly:

 

[hart]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Listen, if she is an Honest Martian I might consider, but I have yet to meet an HONEST and OPEN Martian Female.. Marvin the Martian is my perfect example.. He was always lying to Bugs Bunny.. :willy_nilly:

Now Francis, Marvin the Martian was a cartoon, I'm talking REAL Martians........let's keep it real, now

 

[Francis]

Re: Want add for partner.. PLEASE APPLY !!

Hey Marvin is as real as I can relate too..

Next your going to try to tell me Bugs Bunny was not real either.. :willy_nilly: