MjaneGibson
Active Member
Okay, so this happened 2 nights ago, and I don't know how I forgot to post it, but here goes...
So my boyfriend and I are soundly asleep at 4am on Thursday night. All of a sudden, we are awakened by what sounds like a car crashing into our bedroom. Scared shitless, we awaken. My boyfriend says to turn on the light (but of course my lamp was unplugged because the fan was plugged in :/) so I hop out of bed and head cautiously over to the light. As I approach the light, I kick...someone.
Scared out of my mind, I flipped the light on really quickly only to discover my landlord, PANTLESS/NAKED from the waist down. Now, to give you a quick description of my landlord: She is a 50 year old, baseball lovin/coachin, jogging suit and baseball cap wearing, lesbian. Keep in mind, she is rather cool, but a little rough around the edges in that, smokes too much drinks too much, kinda way.
Anyhoo, bewildered, she looks at me says, "who are you? where am I?" Freaked out, especially because my adrenaline is pumping, I flip the light off (so as not to embarrass her), and jump back in bed. We ask her if she is okay, ask her if she needs any help. She replies with a "No, I'm okay."
At this point, we are waiting for her to get up, but she isn't moving. We ask her if we need to turn on a light. She says, yes.
We turn on the light and watch as her naked ass, bruised and dimpled, faces us. She proceeded to make her way through the divider (that she crashed through), and up the stairs (that she fell down) and through the door to her apartment. As if our experience weren't ridiculous enough, I glance down to notice that she had left us quite the present on our carpet. A nice big puddle of urine.
I spent the next hour and a half pumped full of adrenaline and unable to sleep.
We saw her the next morning on our way out to work. She apparently had been walking in her sleep and was "headed downstairs to tell us something." This of course consisted with her taking her pants off, opening up the door to her upstairs apartment, falling down the stairs, and crashing through our wall divider.
I started looking for apartments today...
So my boyfriend and I are soundly asleep at 4am on Thursday night. All of a sudden, we are awakened by what sounds like a car crashing into our bedroom. Scared shitless, we awaken. My boyfriend says to turn on the light (but of course my lamp was unplugged because the fan was plugged in :/) so I hop out of bed and head cautiously over to the light. As I approach the light, I kick...someone.
Scared out of my mind, I flipped the light on really quickly only to discover my landlord, PANTLESS/NAKED from the waist down. Now, to give you a quick description of my landlord: She is a 50 year old, baseball lovin/coachin, jogging suit and baseball cap wearing, lesbian. Keep in mind, she is rather cool, but a little rough around the edges in that, smokes too much drinks too much, kinda way.
Anyhoo, bewildered, she looks at me says, "who are you? where am I?" Freaked out, especially because my adrenaline is pumping, I flip the light off (so as not to embarrass her), and jump back in bed. We ask her if she is okay, ask her if she needs any help. She replies with a "No, I'm okay."
At this point, we are waiting for her to get up, but she isn't moving. We ask her if we need to turn on a light. She says, yes.
We turn on the light and watch as her naked ass, bruised and dimpled, faces us. She proceeded to make her way through the divider (that she crashed through), and up the stairs (that she fell down) and through the door to her apartment. As if our experience weren't ridiculous enough, I glance down to notice that she had left us quite the present on our carpet. A nice big puddle of urine.
I spent the next hour and a half pumped full of adrenaline and unable to sleep.
We saw her the next morning on our way out to work. She apparently had been walking in her sleep and was "headed downstairs to tell us something." This of course consisted with her taking her pants off, opening up the door to her upstairs apartment, falling down the stairs, and crashing through our wall divider.
I started looking for apartments today...
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