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Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
 
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OH MY GOD. If you saw my renters......if either one of them came out of the house naked I think I would become a terrorist!

I will though, if it helps the country and all......I'm patriotic!
 
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I had the same thought about a couple of mine too. Gads! Although you can bet their husbands will be ready and waiting. Now that I think about it.... apparently they've been waiting for weeks and weeks and weeks...... Lawn chairs, beer gut men, and of course the infamous coolers laden with the brewskis. Just a typical Tuesday night rendezvous for some of them. :D

...... I'll do my part if I have to. America needs me..... I'm there.
 
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Isn't patriotism lovely, brings tears to my eyes the lengths we are willing to go to.....
 
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I saw this post before and the guy who posted it was a stupid sensationalist. However, it's not pretty different here.
 
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RedRyder said:
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
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but...but...doesnt that cause earthquakes....all you infidels walking around naked?
 
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