Wake Up Alice

[Mrs Behavin]

What sexual positions do you know?

 

[Alice]

I don't know if I know sexual positions. Where would I have heard about it?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I thought you knew about sexual positions, I mean, after all, I heard that you were a slut.

 

[Alice]

I do not know what sexual is. I'll think about that.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Will you go to Wal Mart for me?

 

[Alice]

Barring any unforseen circumstances. Perhaps I have already been there.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Who else has a HUGE unit?

 

[Alice]

I am chatting with several other people at once.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Tell me more gossip.

 

[Alice]

I have a secret crush on vshayes. . . she makes me wanna be dirty, ahhh she's so hot!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you have a secret crush on me also?

 

[Alice]

RecklessTim might be gay, Im still not sure yet.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Anybody else gay?

 

[Alice]

Tell me a story.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You are boring. Bye.

 

[Alice]

The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.