with you personaly wacking him off? :rofl
vow of selebacy
- Thread starter UncleBacon
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If you do succeed Bacon, you have INCREDIBLE will power. I need it too much to even consider a bet like that, hell I'm 21 and in my prime. I alway's have to bang until she's sore.
I was like that when I was your age but now I look for a more meaningful love making session other than just fucking...
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O really Mr. Rip their spine out and beat'em like a baby seal?
UncleBacon said:
O really Mr. Rip their spine out and beat'em like a baby seal?
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LOL, it's with my girl/soon to be wife of 5 years. Not random biatches.
UncleBacon said:
LOL, it's with my girl/soon to be wife of 5 years. Not random biatches.
in other words, bacon is having trouble getting some
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ooh yeah! and don't forget, nothing says "meaningful love making" like a good pee in the butt :rofl
StangMang said:
ooh yeah!
and don't forget, nothing says "meaningful love making" like a good pee in the butt :rofl
Ugh, I gotta go 7 months. Then I'll have 2 weeks back, which will be filled with everywhere/way it is possible to do it. Then back for 5 months. Amber, if you're reading this, you have been warned. Don't think I'm not serious. In fact, 2 weeks is pretty short, so we probably shouldn't even bother with foreplay. In fact, putting on clothes would take up a lot of time too...sorry, I'm rambling cuz I'm bored.
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Are you whoring yourself around up there? Or is the base whore making a stop by your room every other night?
That's mighty reassuring.
UncleBacon said:
Are you whoring yourself around up there? Or is the base whore making a stop by your room every other night?
That's mighty reassuring.
scott I can't believe you remember that line and heather is going to lie and say I lost th ebet....but I haven't had sex or beat off in a real long time and its about to blow my mind
So Douchebag, (that what your title says anyways) how many days has it been so far?
what u mean days??? he's probably sweating after a few hours of denying himself...
its been about 2 weeks
So how you feeling now ??????
like my nuts are going to explode
so does mrs. butterworth look pretty hot to you now :lol
has Rosie come to visit yet ???? :dunno
nope...I'm sticking with this
what a laugh uncle.....
go hard....
you can do it...... :rofl :rofl :rofl
go hard....
you can do it...... :rofl :rofl :rofl
Keep yourself busy, work on your hobbies, visit realitives, just do something to TRY and keep your mind off of the tight, warm, deep, juicy, soft, wet, pink..............Oh sorry guess I'm not helping.LOL :fu