vow of selebacy

[UncleBacon]

a few days ago I took this vow...I must live a pure life...in with the good out with the evil...no more booze/sex/or anything else sinful...please be supportive with my decisions I will need all your help

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm calling BS.

 

[UncleBacon]

I can no longer taste the sweet necter of a womans lips or vaginie

 

[UncleBacon]

I was expecting more support from you James

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm still calling BS dude. There's just no fucking way you can go without talking about it after being full blown ALL about it a day before.

 

[UncleBacon]

it came to me by the way of a sign from god

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Ok. Well, good luck I guess. God doesn't interest me.

 

[UncleBacon]

me either till he sent the sign

 

[redsMULLT1]

What the hell??? Did you get genital warts? I'm calling BS too.. unless you explain this sexless "miracle".....

 

[UncleBacon]

it is a miracle....a miracle from god

 

[UncleBacon]

is that too hard to believe.....he came to me in a vision

 

[Haus]

and what sign did he send you?

 

[redsMULLT1]

I vision myself plowing a super model and you don't see me freakin out about it... now explain this shit.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: vow of selebacy

it is a miracle....a miracle from god

g'luck, but sorry I can't believe this.

If you've found "God" you would capitalize it, especially if you're going to start abiding by the rules of God.

 

[UncleBacon]

he sat me down in my vision and said bacon take a vow to a life of selebacy for misfortune nears soon in your sexual escapades...stop now or forever be burned

 

[UncleBacon]

one step at a time James....one step at a time

 

[Mini Vin]

Re: RE: vow of selebacy

he sat me down in my vision and said bacon take a vow to a life of selebacy for misfortune nears soon in your sexual escapades...stop now or forever be burned

:funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl

 

[redsMULLT1]

Dude.. did you get into some infected shit? Gotta watch those Navaho's....

 

[UncleBacon]

no I am still clean but will never have to worry about the risk again

 

[Mini Vin]

i will give you until tomorrow afternoon time... then its back to bacon we all know