Bill rents an apartment in Chicago and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he's there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl, so she strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says: "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming..."
Bill follows her into the apartment. Once inside, she leans against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purrs: "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Bill stammers: "Oh, your best feature has to be your ears!"
The woman is astounded. "Why my ears?” she asks incredulously. “Look at these breasts! They're full, they don't sag and they're 100% natural! My butt is firm and has no cellulite! So, why in the world would you say my ears are my best feature?"
Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers: "Because, when we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming...
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says: "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming..."
Bill follows her into the apartment. Once inside, she leans against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purrs: "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Bill stammers: "Oh, your best feature has to be your ears!"
The woman is astounded. "Why my ears?” she asks incredulously. “Look at these breasts! They're full, they don't sag and they're 100% natural! My butt is firm and has no cellulite! So, why in the world would you say my ears are my best feature?"
Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers: "Because, when we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming...
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