Until the next time they call....

[AUFred]

"Hello"
"Hello"
"Telemarketer spiel 101"
"Ma'am, what would I have to do to get you people to quit calling me?"
"I will put you on our do not call list."
"Thank You"

 

[Jackass master]

Too polite and not direct. Lose my f*cking number and die works for me.

 

[porterjack]

so it was a woman then

 

[AUFred]

female, yes.

 

[porterjack]

Thought so

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[Joe the meek]

Try the starting out with the following...

"My mom just got eaten by a shark and I'm in mourning."
"I have 10 vacation homes all over the world, what do you have to offer?"
"I'm currently robbing the house and you're interrupting me"
"Father John of St. Mikes Cathredral, how may I absolve you of your sins?"
"We're having an orgy and everyone is naked, why don't you come over?"
Talk to them for 15 mintues and then give them a fake credit card number and tell them since they don't mind wasting your time, you're returning the favor.

Hey, you might as well have some fun!