TheOriginalJames
Well-Known Member
I heard this on a local radio station the other day;
I was at the Meijer up on Lima road earlier today and as I was standing line waiting to pay for my things, I happened to look over and see a very beautiful, petite blonde woman staring at the guy behind me with a smile on her face. When he noticed her staring at her he smiled and looked away, but didn't pay anymore atttention to her.
She walked up to him and said "Hi, how are you?" The guy with a perplexed look on his face asked the woman, "Do I know you?"
"I think you're the father of my child." she replied. A sudden look of horror and confusion came over his face as he tried to think back to when he was unfaithful to his wife of 10 years. After a few seconds he thought he had a good idea of who she might be and asked "Oh were you that stripper at my bachelor party that I ended up screwing on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your partner slapped my ass with celery?"
"No," she said, "I'm your son's math teacher."
I was at the Meijer up on Lima road earlier today and as I was standing line waiting to pay for my things, I happened to look over and see a very beautiful, petite blonde woman staring at the guy behind me with a smile on her face. When he noticed her staring at her he smiled and looked away, but didn't pay anymore atttention to her.
She walked up to him and said "Hi, how are you?" The guy with a perplexed look on his face asked the woman, "Do I know you?"
"I think you're the father of my child." she replied. A sudden look of horror and confusion came over his face as he tried to think back to when he was unfaithful to his wife of 10 years. After a few seconds he thought he had a good idea of who she might be and asked "Oh were you that stripper at my bachelor party that I ended up screwing on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your partner slapped my ass with celery?"
"No," she said, "I'm your son's math teacher."
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